Studies Show CEOs Tend To Have Large Wieners

A phenomenon labeled “necktie syndrome” by the Economic Times suggests that CEOs tend to be taller than the average worker.

The tendency for CEOs to be taller than their employees may be attributed to evolutionary reasons.

We as humans typically associate height with strength and leadership. It’s similar to the “Halo Effect,” the tendency for attractiveness to influence the first impressions that a person makes.

In the Chimp world, power and leadership is determined by confidence and at times brute strength. And we’re not too far off from Chimps (watch the elections). In fact, Newt Gingrich once recommended the book “Chimpanzee Politics” for anyone interested in becoming a politician.

If you’re a woman reading this, you may agree that height plays a big role in a the assumptions we make about people. For example, 99% of women on dating apps like Bumble filter their matches by height of 6 feet or more (I made up that statistic based on personal experience)

So if 90% of CEOs are taller than us, the next logical question is: do they have bigger dongs than us?

The answer: probably.

Research shows that taller people tend to also have larger appendages on average.

So if you’re wondering if your boss has a bigger wiener than you, he probably does.

He’s richer than you, and has a bigger shmeckle.

But one thing tall people don’t have that short people do are inferiority complexes which sometimes translate as motivation to be high achievers to over compensate.

Look at Napoleon.